Once upon a time, I used to do monthly roundups of the…shall we say, “special”…search terms people used to find our blog. These days there are far too many searches to do a monthly roundup, so here’s yesterday’s.
“gourds in movie backgrounds” [12 searches for this, people. 12.]
“awkward wedding dress”
“muscle beach gun show blogspot”
“lamps from clothing” [Better than clothing made from lamps]
“mannequins made of icing”
“lady cougar clipart”
So much of this feels like a case of Mad Libs gone wrong. Bonus points if you can turn these nouns and adjectives into a story.