Once upon a time, I used to do monthly roundups of the…shall we say, “special”…search terms people used to find our blog. These days there are far too many searches to do a monthly roundup, so here’s yesterday’s.
“gourds in movie backgrounds” [12 searches for this, people. 12.]
“awkward wedding dress”
“muscle beach gun show blogspot”
“lamps from clothing” [Better than clothing made from lamps]
“muddy socks”
“mannequins made of icing”
“lady cougar clipart”
So much of this feels like a case of Mad Libs gone wrong. Bonus points if you can turn these nouns and adjectives into a story.













Gourds in movie backgrounds? I must’ve missed that post.
So did we.
Well I know when I’m looking for some icing mannequins and gourds in films, you’re the first place I visit. No, I’m totally kidding. Not only is it funny to think about what the people who googled those phrases thought when it took them to your blog, but also why they googled that in the first place. “Hmmm, I’m trying to remember this movie, but all I can remember about it is all the gourds…”