My toes. They are fancy! (Also weird and alien-looking)
I love shiny toenails in winter. They’re a lovely secret surprise (unlike dill pickle chips masquerading as sour cream and onion. Damn lying potatoes).
FYI, this is Revlon’s “Gold Coin” and it meets my two top polish criteria:
- You only need one coat
- You only need one hand, leaving the other free for eating chips
And here’s how my shiny toes would look with a dodo tattoo.
Why get a butterfly for metamorphosis when you can get a dodo for extinction?