He Was Arrested For Stealing My Heart

What happened:

Terrifyingly Bubbly Bridal Consultant: ”So, when’s the big day?”

Katie: ”We’re not sure, yet.”

What should have happened:

Terrifyingly Bubbly Bridal Consultant: “So, when’s the big day?”

Katie: “We’re not sure, yet. It all depends on how his next parole hearing goes – third time’s the charm!”

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3 Responses to He Was Arrested For Stealing My Heart

  1. Howl !!!! I DARE YOU !!!! (Come on you know you WANT to!!!)
    …have someone video record the look on her face LOL

  2. Oh, that would’ve been HILARIOUS.

  3. THANK YOU FOR THIS! My husband and I, while still dating, would go to fancy restaurants in Philly where they would ask ‘Is this a special occasion?’ at the dinner table. He always wanted to say, “Yes, my divorce finally came through.” We never did it, alas. Maybe we’ll be asked during our anniversary dinner, this week (with baby in tow!)…

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