The Rocket Scientist may have found us our new German apartment, complete with an 0h-so-German landlord.
Herr Fuchs: “Und ze balcony ees very large. You can even sleep on eet.”*
*In my imagination, he speaks English with a bad German accent. Just like in the movies, which are always accurate.
The Rocket Scientist: “Really? People sleep on the balcony?”
Herr Fuchs (looking very serious): “Ya. As long as zat ees ALL you do.”
Duly noted, Herr Fuchs.