I was paging through an online gift guide in late November hoping for some Christmas gift ideas when I stumbled upon some cool looking shirts from Bark Decor. I bought one for my brother and one for S.
I gave this one to my brother because where he lives there are many bears, and a bear bicycling with a fish in it’s mouth seemed kind of funny. Everyone liked it.
Cut to a month or two later. My brother Skypes me and explains that while he was at the bar someone commented on his shirt and asked why he was wearing a shirt with a bicycling bear that had a human arm in it’s mouth. My brother gave him a funny look, looked at the shirt, and realized it was indeed a human arm. Now the shirt can be a discussion point and he likes it even more!
Maybe I should have figured out this out earlier, seeing as the name of the shirt is Commandeered By Wilderness and the description says “This bear is in the business of stealing bikes and eating arms! Be aware, he’s fond of Schwinns, streamers and delicious body parts!” Clearly I did not read the description at all!